True story. I dreamed last night that, along with two other people, I was elected pope. I was led to my bedroom and they were making me put on all these funky undergarments under my long white robes. There were bunk beds and tons of hats all over the walls, none of them being papal hats. Now, this is wrong on so many levels.
First, I sometimes have trouble sleeping on MY bed. No way will I be able to sleep on a bunk bed! And of course the small detail that I am a woman. Oh, and this may come as somewhat of a surprise, but I’m not a Cardinal (the standard pre-papal post) in the Catholic Church. In fact, I’m not even a Catholic in the Catholic Church! And three of us? It’s kinda hard to be infallible with two other people disagreeing with me! In my dream, I was thinking I would have to get lessons in the Italian language so I could bless the local people. I was also concerned that I had no cool hat to add to the wall.
I guess my absolute biggest concern was…..I need a WAY better bra than the old fashioned thing they were making me put on!
No, I really don’t think being pope is the purpose God has in mind for me!
Belinda...ACT II 
Ok well, that’s one down…
watch for the white smoke in Tennessee….~~~~~~~
I told her to expect pink smoke.
Who were the other two?
No clue….just knowing they made a poor choice in one of the three!
You really need to lay off the anchovies on the pizza late at night…
If I remember my church history correctly, in the early 1400s, there were three popes who all claimed “the chair” at the same time. I don’t think that it worked out very well (but then one of them wasn’t female or as nice as you are) because they were excommunicating each other, etc., so it is not without precedent. Ciao!
No, Clifton, in my dream I didn’t try to excommunicate them. But I DID wonder if they were having to sleep in bunk beds, too!